the-uterus:

One reason why I love David Mitchell (x)

bussykiller:

bussykiller:

im back what’d i miss

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so i didn’t miss anything big okay that’s good

sexio-ramos asked:
"E (EASY ONE) C, E DO R ATE AO Z"

sexio-ramos:

intelligenceisnotknowledge:

sexio-ramos:

intelligenceisnotknowledge:

E - Easiest person to talk to? Not you, that’s for sure

C - Crushing on? The closest thing i have to a crush right now, is Marc

R - Reason to smile? Your fics *.* (isto sou eu a escovar caso não tenhas percebido)

S - Song i last sung? The zone - The weeknd

T - Time you woke up? 11am

U - Umbrella colour? Blue with little balls on it

V - Very best friend? Luís and Bárbara (on here you know)

W - Which celebrity i’d marry? Bartra, ofc

X - X rays i had? My ankle, my butt and my neck

Y - Your last time you cried? This tuesday

Z - Zodiac sign? Libra

Não fizeste mais que a tua obrigação!

FIRST OF ALL YOU’RE THE ONLY WITH PROBLEMS WHEN IT COMES TO TALKING WITH ME, THAT SHOULD SEND YOU A MESSAGE!

SECOND DEIXA DE SER LAMBE BOTAS!!

YOU LISTEN THE WEEKND? HIGH FIVE

V:  NO I DON’T KNOW SAY IT OUT LOUD NOW

W: MAKE SURE I AM AT THE WEEDING I’D LOVE TO GIVE HIM A GIFT

X: BUTT REALLY???

Y: JUST BC I SAID YOU COULDNT HAVE MY BOOTY?? (NO BUT SRSLY WHY?)

Z: EXPLAINS ALOT

NÃO FIZ MAIS QUE A MINHA OBRIGAÇÃO? HAS DE CÁ VIR FILÉ

Fogo tu hoje estás empenhada xD
The weeknd = música de fazer bebés, claro que oiço
No gifts for my baby, thanks
My butt, yes, I had a car accident and I took the impact cause I was in the back, and I had to go to the hospital cause my butt hurt a lot
29 de Setembro oh burra -.-
BFF - Some black chick from Sintra

I hope you’re happier now

KKK NÃO FAZ MAL DOU LHE A PRENDA NA DESPEDIDA DE SOLTEIRO!

SERIO ISSO?? AIA :O

BURRA NÃO INTELIGENCIA SELECTIVA

SINTRA?? TENS A CERTEZA??? HUM SMH

Tu é que me disseste que moravas em Sintra (falta me aquele imocon que te olha de lado ahaha)

sexio-ramos asked:
"E (EASY ONE) C, E DO R ATE AO Z"

sexio-ramos:

intelligenceisnotknowledge:

E - Easiest person to talk to? Not you, that’s for sure

C - Crushing on? The closest thing i have to a crush right now, is Marc

R - Reason to smile? Your fics *.* (isto sou eu a escovar caso não tenhas percebido)

S - Song i last sung? The zone - The weeknd

T - Time you woke up? 11am

U - Umbrella colour? Blue with little balls on it

V - Very best friend? Luís and Bárbara (on here you know)

W - Which celebrity i’d marry? Bartra, ofc

X - X rays i had? My ankle, my butt and my neck

Y - Your last time you cried? This tuesday

Z - Zodiac sign? Libra

Não fizeste mais que a tua obrigação!

FIRST OF ALL YOU’RE THE ONLY WITH PROBLEMS WHEN IT COMES TO TALKING WITH ME, THAT SHOULD SEND YOU A MESSAGE!

SECOND DEIXA DE SER LAMBE BOTAS!!

YOU LISTEN THE WEEKND? HIGH FIVE

V:  NO I DON’T KNOW SAY IT OUT LOUD NOW

W: MAKE SURE I AM AT THE WEEDING I’D LOVE TO GIVE HIM A GIFT

X: BUTT REALLY???

Y: JUST BC I SAID YOU COULDNT HAVE MY BOOTY?? (NO BUT SRSLY WHY?)

Z: EXPLAINS ALOT

NÃO FIZ MAIS QUE A MINHA OBRIGAÇÃO? HAS DE CÁ VIR FILÉ

Fogo tu hoje estás empenhada xD
The weeknd = música de fazer bebés, claro que oiço
No gifts for my baby, thanks
My butt, yes, I had a car accident and I took the impact cause I was in the back, and I had to go to the hospital cause my butt hurt a lot
29 de Setembro oh burra -.-
BFF - Some black chick from Sintra

I hope you’re happier now

  • Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
  • [Class titters]
  • Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
  • [Laughter increases]
  • Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
  • [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

sexio-ramos asked:
"E (EASY ONE) C, E DO R ATE AO Z"

E - Easiest person to talk to? Not you, that’s for sure

C - Crushing on? The closest thing i have to a crush right now, is Marc

R - Reason to smile? Your fics *.* (isto sou eu a escovar caso não tenhas percebido)

S - Song i last sung? The zone - The weeknd

T - Time you woke up? 11am

U - Umbrella colour? Blue with little balls on it

V - Very best friend? Luís and Bárbara (on here you know)

W - Which celebrity i’d marry? Bartra, ofc

X - X rays i had? My ankle, my butt and my neck

Y - Your last time you cried? This tuesday

Z - Zodiac sign? Libra

Não fizeste mais que a tua obrigação!

put a letter in my ask
  • ‎A - Available?
  • B - Birthday?
  • C - Crushing on?
  • D - Drink you last had?
  • E - Easiest person to talk to?
  • F - Favourite song?
  • G - Grade i hated?
  • H - Hometown?
  • I - Icecream flavour?
  • J - Jellybean flavour?
  • K - Killed someone?
  • L- Longest friendship?
  • M - Milkshake flavour?
  • N - Number of siblings?
  • O - One wish?
  • P - Person who called me last?
  • Q - Question your always asked?
  • R - Reason to smile?
  • S - Song i last sung?
  • T - Time you woke up?
  • U - Umbrella colour?
  • V - Very best friend?
  • W - Which celebrity i’d marry?
  • X - X rays i had?
  • Y - Your last time you cried?
  • Z - Zodiac sign?

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

it does not matter how slow you go as long as you’re not in front of me

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends